Create Your Own Premium Personalised eCard — £2.99

Big laughs. Beautiful memories. Completely personalised. All for just £2.99!

Who says a digital greeting card has to be ordinary?

With The Uncharted Past Premium eCards, you can create something funny, thoughtful, outrageous or wonderfully sentimental — designed especially for someone you love, like or simply enjoy winding up!

From Peter’s famous Northern Irish catchphrases to fully personalised cartoons created from your photographs, we’ll bring your ideas to life.

How to Create Your Premium eCard

1. Choose Your Occasion

Birthday? Graduation? Anniversary? Congratulations? Or simply because somebody needs a good laugh?

Tell us what the occasion is!

2. Add the Recipient’s Name

Let us know who your special eCard is for.

3. Choose Your Design Theme

Pick from our creative collections, including:

• You Are Officially Very Old
• Your Parents Raised You Well
• It’s a Disgrace
• TheDarkPete
• Northern Irish Humour
• History and Nostalgia
• Funny Student and PhD Quotes
• Pigeon Racing
• Seasonal Celebrations
• Your Own Unique Idea

4. Choose a Catchphrase or Quote

Select one of Peter’s memorable sayings, provide your own funny quote or leave the creative choice to us!

5. Personalise the Front

Add a special greeting, someone’s name or your own hilarious message.

6. Write Your Personal Message 💌

Funny, loving, cheeky or heartfelt — make it yours!

Write a personal message of up to 50 words to accompany your eCard.

Whether you’re making someone laugh out loud or bringing a happy tear to their eye, we’ll help make your greeting special.

7. Upload a Photograph (Optional)

Want to see someone transformed into a cartoon?

Upload a photograph of yourself, a friend, family member or pet, and we’ll create personalised artwork using your image.

Bespoke cartoon artwork is included in the £2.99 price!

8. Choose Your Cartoon Style or Mood

Funny, exaggerated, charming, sentimental or completely ridiculous — tell us the mood you’re looking for.

9. Add Your Final Instructions

Want Peter dancing beside a birthday cake? Your dog wearing a crown? A historical joke featuring your best friend?

Tell us what you have in mind!

What You’ll Receive

• A bespoke personalised digital eCard.
• Your chosen design theme and artwork.
• Personalised front and greeting messages.
• Optional photograph-based cartoon artwork.
• A finished digital image delivered electronically to the email address provided at checkout.
• No postage charges or physical delivery.

A Wee Note About Your Design!

Every Premium eCard is created individually using your personalisation choices.

We’ll do our very best to capture your chosen style, personality and humour, although final artwork may vary slightly from any example images.

And if Peter’s face looks a little different, that’s probably because he’s been practising new expressions again! 😂

Please note: This is a digital product only. Your personalised eCard will be created after ordering and delivered electronically. It is not an instant download.

The Uncharted Past — Making Memories, One Laugh at a Time!