Personalised Video Message from TheDarkPete.

Personalised Video Message from TheDarkPete — £7.99

Your Message. Your Occasion. A Little Bit of Madness!

Looking for a unique birthday surprise, a hilarious greeting or something completely unexpected? Get your very own personalised 30–45-second video message from TheDarkPete!

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, anniversary, graduation or simply want to make somebody laugh, Pete will create a unique video message especially for you.

Want him to deliver one of his famous catchphrases, such as “You’re officially very old!”, “Your parents raised you well!” or “It’s a disgrace!”? Perhaps you’d prefer something heartfelt, funny or completely outrageous? The choice is yours!

How It Works

1. Choose Your Occasion — Tell Pete what you’re celebrating or who you’d like to surprise.
2. Personalise Your Message — Provide the recipient’s name, preferred mood, special requests and anything you’d like Pete to mention.
3. Place Your Order — Pete will review your request and record a personalised video especially for you.
4. Receive Your Video — Your completed video will be delivered privately through your chosen delivery method.

What’s Included?

• A unique, personalised 30–45-second video message recorded by TheDarkPete.
• Your choice of occasion, mood and personalisation.
• The option to request Pete’s famous catchphrases.
• A special message for yourself, a friend, family member or loved one.
• Private digital delivery, with no postage or additional delivery charges.

How Will I Receive My Video?

Your personalised video will normally be delivered privately to the email address provided during checkout.

Prefer WhatsApp or another delivery method? No problem!

Simply enter your preferred delivery method and the relevant contact details in the Additional Information box when placing your order.

We’ll do our best to accommodate your request, subject to the availability and suitability of your chosen delivery platform.

Important Information

• Each video is individually recorded and personalised.
• All requests must be appropriate and respectful.
• Pete reserves the right to decline or modify unsuitable requests.
• Videos are delivered digitally; no physical item will be posted.
• Delivery times will be confirmed when your order is processed.

Make someone’s day unforgettable with a personalised message from TheDarkPete!

It’s a disgrace how good this gift is!