Create Your Own Personalised Greeting Card

Your card. Your imagination. Your sense of humour!

Forget boring, predictable greeting cards! At The Uncharted Past, we create personalised cards that can be hilarious, heartfelt, nostalgic or completely outrageous.

Whether it’s Peter’s famous catchphrases, Northern Irish humour, a funny historical joke or a beautiful cartoon of someone special, we’ll help bring your ideas to life.

Available sizes:

• A6 Personalised Greeting Card — £3.49
• 5 × 7 Personalised Greeting Card — £4.49

How to Create Your Perfect Card

1. Choose Your Occasion

Birthday, anniversary, congratulations, retirement, Christmas, Valentine’s Day or something completely different — tell us what we’re celebrating!

2. Who’s the Card For?

Add the recipient’s name, if you’d like it included.

3. Choose Your Design

Select your favourite theme, from TheDarkPete and Northern Irish humour to history, nostalgia, student life, pigeon racing and much more!

4. Add a Catchphrase or Quote

Fancy “You Are Officially Very Old”, “Your Parents Raised You Well” or “It’s a Disgrace”?

Choose one of our favourites, suggest your own or leave it to us!

5. Personalise the Front

Tell us what you’d like written on the front of your card. Make it sweet, sarcastic, hilarious or completely unexpected!

6. Write Your Personal Message 💌

Funny, loving, cheeky or heartfelt — make it yours!

Add a message of up to 50 words for the inside of your card.

From belly laughs to happy tears, this is your chance to say something they’ll remember!

7. Upload Your Favourite Photo (Optional)

Want your friend transformed into a cartoon superhero? Your dog dressed like royalty? Peter pulling one of his ridiculous faces?

Upload a photograph and we’ll use it to help create your personalised design.

8. Choose Your Cartoon Style (Optional)

Pick a mood or expression to suit your artwork, from funny and exaggerated to sweet and sentimental.

9. Add Any Final Instructions

Have a particular idea in mind? Tell us! The more detail you provide, the better we can understand your vision.

What You’ll Receive

• A personalised physical greeting card in your chosen size.
• Custom artwork based on your selected theme and instructions.
• Your chosen front message and optional inside greeting.
• Optional cartoon artwork created using your uploaded photograph.
• A matching envelope.
• Secure packaging ready for delivery.

A Wee Note About Your Design!

Every card is individually personalised. We’ll do our best to create artwork that reflects your chosen theme, photographs and instructions.

Finished designs may vary slightly from examples shown, especially when Peter’s face gets involved! 😂

This is a physical greeting card. Postage is calculated at checkout.

The Uncharted Past — Making Memories, One Laugh at a Time!