{"id":1920,"date":"2026-11-12T18:09:35","date_gmt":"2026-11-12T18:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theunchartedpast.com\/?post_type=product&p=1920"},"modified":"2026-11-12T18:09:35","modified_gmt":"2026-11-12T18:09:35","slug":"personalised-video-message-from-thedarkpete","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/theunchartedpast.com\/?product=personalised-video-message-from-thedarkpete","title":{"rendered":"Personalised Video Message from TheDarkPete."},"content":{"rendered":"

Personalised Video Message from TheDarkPete \u2014 \u00a37.99<\/h3>\n

Your Message. Your Occasion. A Little Bit of Madness!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Looking for a unique birthday surprise, a hilarious greeting or something completely unexpected? Get your very own personalised 30\u201345-second video message from TheDarkPete!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, anniversary, graduation or simply want to make somebody laugh, Pete will create a unique video message especially for you.<\/p>\n

Want him to deliver one of his famous catchphrases, such as “You’re officially very old!”<\/em>, “Your parents raised you well!”<\/em> or “It’s a disgrace!”<\/em>? Perhaps you’d prefer something heartfelt, funny or completely outrageous? The choice is yours!<\/p>\n

How It Works<\/h3>\n
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  1. Choose Your Occasion<\/strong> \u2014 Tell Pete what you’re celebrating or who you’d like to surprise.<\/li>\n
  2. Personalise Your Message<\/strong> \u2014 Provide the recipient’s name, preferred mood, special requests and anything you’d like Pete to mention.<\/li>\n
  3. Place Your Order<\/strong> \u2014 Pete will review your request and record a personalised video especially for you.<\/li>\n
  4. Receive Your Video<\/strong> \u2014 Your completed video will be delivered privately through your chosen delivery method.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    What’s Included?<\/h3>\n
      \n
    • A unique, personalised 30\u201345-second video message<\/strong> recorded by TheDarkPete.<\/li>\n
    • Your choice of occasion, mood and personalisation.<\/li>\n
    • The option to request Pete’s famous catchphrases.<\/li>\n
    • A special message for yourself, a friend, family member or loved one.<\/li>\n
    • Private digital delivery, with no postage or additional delivery charges.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      How Will I Receive My Video?<\/h3>\n

      Your personalised video will normally be delivered privately to the email address provided during checkout.<\/p>\n

      Prefer WhatsApp or another delivery method?<\/strong> No problem!<\/p>\n

      Simply enter your preferred delivery method and the relevant contact details in the Additional Information<\/strong> box when placing your order.<\/p>\n

      We’ll do our best to accommodate your request, subject to the availability and suitability of your chosen delivery platform.<\/p>\n

      Important Information<\/h3>\n
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      • Each video is individually recorded and personalised.<\/li>\n
      • All requests must be appropriate and respectful.<\/li>\n
      • Pete reserves the right to decline or modify unsuitable requests.<\/li>\n
      • Videos are delivered digitally; no physical item will be posted.<\/li>\n
      • Delivery times will be confirmed when your order is processed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

        Make someone’s day unforgettable with a personalised message from TheDarkPete!<\/strong><\/p>\n

        It’s a disgrace how good this gift is!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

        A Personalised Video Message from TheDarkPete \u2014 Just \u00a37.99!<\/strong><\/p>\n

        Make someone’s day with a unique 30\u201345-second personalised video greeting<\/strong>, recorded especially for them!<\/p>\n

        Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, celebrations, special occasions or simply having a laugh. Choose your occasion, personalise your message and even request Pete’s famous catchphrases!<\/p>\n

        Delivered privately by email<\/strong>, or request WhatsApp or another preferred delivery method in the Additional Information<\/strong> box.<\/p>\n

        Personalised. Hilarious. Unforgettable.<\/strong><\/p>\n

        It’s a disgrace how good this gift 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